TO CLEAN OR NOT TO CLEAN?
You should know that there are two schools of thought about cleaning your butt before sex. Some people believe that cleaning disrupts the naturally existing “butt buffers” such as natural secretions and lubrication and that cleaning causes more harm than good.
On the other hand full on enemas have been around for a very long time! People have been rinsing out their asses for millennia. If you are a health individual without serious digestive tract problems, then no health practitioner would hesitate a moment to clean your ass out!
But the key thing is that you have to do what makes you feel… comfortable. You’re going to have to discover your own personal cleaning routine that has the best balance between comfort and pleasure. Chances are that if you read this far, your more interested in a clean ass!
The question is always how will you clean out your ass… today! Just like getting your house ready for guests, sometimes there’s more or less work involved depending on the state of things! What you ate over the past few days can have a huge impact.[box] The Magic Ingredient:
Before going on to the actual cleaning techniques, you’re going to need lube. For cleaning, almost any lube will do. There are a million lubes out there! Many are very similar, some are quite distinct, and it will take time for you to discover which one is right for your sex! But for cleaning, any water based lube will do!
However you should know it’s not a question of which one is right for you. It’s a question of how will you clean out your ass… today! Just like getting your house ready for guests, some days are better “back there” and need less work to get ready. In any case, you’ll want to take a dump before getting to the serious cleaning.
The S-BEND in your ass!
You probably don’t realize this, but your ass tube isn’t a straight line that looks like a airplane landing strip! It’s actually more like a winding canyon with a sharp turn and resevoir at the end.
This makes it harder to both find and clear the poop from your ass, especially when you’re sitting on the john! It’s easy to clean out the little reservoir at the end, but what you really need to get rid of just a bit up the pipe. It’s the hidden poop that will apear out of nowhere! Sounds a bit confusing, but just check out this image to see the S-Bend up there.
The SQUAT: Yours to love!
When you’re in a squatting position, your innards are much more lined up to clear out the crap in there. Everything just lines up better to come out. To see all the details on why squatting is so great check out this page on it!
You’ll find that it’s easier for both checking things out beforehand, and emptying any lingering water after cleaning if you’re in a squatting position, rather than sitting on the toilet. Did I mention it’s a great position to more easily take things up your ass as in well?[tabs slidertype=”top tabs”] [tabcontainer] [tabtext]Prize Poops![/tabtext] [tabtext]Teflon Shits![/tabtext] [tabtext]Rabbit Pellet Shits![/tabtext] [/tabcontainer] [tabcontent] [tab]What you ate over the past few days can have a huge impact. I’m not actually recommending a high fiber diet here. I have no idea why my body processes food differently all the time. You should always take a dump about an hour prior to cleaning your ass, if you can. However, there are two shits that you will LOVE to have prior to anal exploration. [/tab] [tab]The first is the “Teflon Shit” that you can feel slide out of you in a big long piece. It’s well formed at both ends in the bowl, which means that very little was left behind. You will love these because it means there is almost no cleaning needed![/tab] [tab]The second are the “Rabbit Pellet Shits” which are solid round balls either clumped together, or falling separately out of your ass. You love these because even if they are still in you, they are the cleanest shits around! After those two types of poo, the rest are all the same and need to be cleaned out![/tab] [/tabcontent] [/tabs]