Your personal party before the party!
The S-BEND in your ass!
You probably don't realize this, but your
ass tube isn't a straight line that looks
like a airplane landing strip! It's actually
more like a winding canyon with a sharp
turn and resevoir at the end.
This makes it harder to both find and
clear the poop from your ass, especially
when you're sitting on the john!
It's easy to clean out the little reservoir at
the end, but what you really need to get
rid of just a bit up the pipe. It's the hidden
poop that will apear out of nowhere!
Sounds a bit confusing, but just check out
this image to see the S-Bend up there.
Just knowing this will help you guide
things deeper into your ass with
more comfort! Yahoo!
The SQUAT: Yours to love!
Did you read that stuff to the left? It's
because of the S-Bend your going to
love The Squat.
When you're in a squatting position, your
innards are much more lined up to clear
out the crap in there. Everything just lines
up better to come out. To see all the
details on why squatting is so great
check out this page on it!
TIP: You'll find that it's easier for both
checking things out beforehand, and
emptying any lingering water after
cleaning if you're in a squatting position,
rather than sitting on the toilet.
Did I mention it's a great position to
more easily take things up your ass
as in well?
How to Clean Your Ass!
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WHEN DID YOU LAST PAY YOUR ASS A VISIT?
Before sticking ANYTHING in your ass, you should get to know it inside and out!
Nothing will easily go in there against its will. You need to relax, coax, sooth and pleasure
it first. Make sure you're alone for hour and have turned off the phone!
You might be surprised that your ass has both an inner and outer sphincters. The outer
one makes the butt pucker that you can see, and then there is one inside, which you can
feel a short ways up with a well lubricated finger. Before cleaning with anything, you are
going to have to relax both these sets of muscles.
The best way to do this is to gently rub and push into your hole with a well lubricated
finger or a really small smooth dildo. You want to slightly push out with your ass like you
were taking a dump to help open up the sphincters.
Once you are able to insert your finger or toy, gently work it in and out until your ass is not
upset with the visiting object. Give it lots of lube and take your time! If you had some fun,
then you're probably ready to give it a good cleaning now!
The question is always how will you clean out your ass... today! Just like getting your
house ready for guests, sometimes there's more or less work involved depending on the
state of things! What you ate over the past few days can have a huge impact.
Since you should always take a dump about an hour prior to cleaning your ass, there are
two kinds of shits that you will LOVE to have prior to anal exploration. After those two
types of poo, the rest are all the same and need to be cleaned out!
The first is the "Teflon Shit" that you can feel slide out of you in a big long piece. It's well
formed at both ends in the bowl, which means that very little was left behind. You will love
these because it means there is almost no cleaning needed!
The second are the "Rabbit Pellet Shits" which are solid round balls either clumped
together, or falling separately out of your ass. You love these because even if they are still
in you, they are the cleanest shits around!